Weight Loss Quotes
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Weight Loss quotes in this collection will inspire you, or at the very least, make you laugh. If you truly want to give up dieting forever, take this Woody Allen quote to heart, 

“When we lose twenty pounds…we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.”  On the other side of the coin, Jenny Craig has this to say on the topic of weight loss: “Losing weight for a big event is a great reason for you to call Jenny Craig, but don’t forget the biggest event of all, your life.” If you need more self-help coaching about weight loss, you’ll have to look elsewhere. I know everything there is to know about calorie reduction, nutrition facts, exercise physiology, the power of positive thinking, and the ‘rules’ to follow for every major weight loss program, but somehow all that rational data flies out the window when the thought enters my mind I deserve a little treat. Sorry. You’re on your own for this one (lol): Marta@JoyofQuotes.com


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When it comes to eating right and exercising, there is no 'I'll start tomorrow.' Tomorrow is a disease.
V. L. Allineare

A fruit is not afraid of its own weight. It grows into its skin fully. It is whole, each part of its body equally alive.
Gayle Brandeis

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Totie Fields

No diet will remove all the fat from your body because the brain is entirely fat. Without a brain, you might look good, but all you could do is run for public office.
George Bernard Shaw

How pleasant is the day when we give up striving to be young—or slender.
William James

It’s not that some people have willpower and some don’t. It’s that some people are ready to change and others are not.
James Gordon

When you improve a little each day, eventually big things occur. When you improve conditioning a little each day, eventually you have a big improvement in conditioning. Not tomorrow, not the next day, but eventually a big gain is made. Don't look for the big, quick improvement. Seek the small improvement one day at a time. That's the only way it happens – and when it happens, it lasts.
John Wooden

Fear less, hope more; eat less, chew more; whine less, breathe more; talk less, say more; love more, and all good things will be yours.
Swedish proverb

The one way to get thin is to re-establish a purpose in life.
Cyril Connolly

There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Beverly Sills

There are only two choices; make progress or make excuses.
Ellen Mikesell

You must begin to think of yourself as becoming the person you want to be.
David Viscott

A great way for you to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much.
Frank Varano

If worry were an effective weight-loss program, women would be invisible.
Nancy Drew

Losing weight for a big event is a great reason for you to call Jenny Craig, but don't forget the biggest of event all, your life.
Jenny Craig

The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. Or watch your food - just watch it, don't eat it.
Edward Koch

The three words women most want to hear from a man are: you lost weight.
Lori Gottlieb

When we lose twenty pounds... we may be losing the twenty best pounds we have! We may be losing the pounds that contain our genius, our humanity, our love and honesty.
Woody Allen

Your body is the baggage you must carry through life. The more excess the baggage, the shorter the trip.
Arnold H. Glasgow

Fasting is the first principle of medicine.
Rumi

I love and approve of myself. I love and approve of my body. I feed it nourishing foods and beverages. I exercise it in ways that are fun.
Louise Hay

It’s not what you do once in a while, it’s what you do day in and day out that makes a difference.
Jenny Craig

Lack of discipline inevitably leads to failure.
Jim Rohn

Tell me what you eat, and I will tell you what you are.
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin



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